Description

Attempted Murder Hoodie

Crows: the shiftiest looking birds in all of nature. These two are up to something, you can just tell. Is it petty theft? Arson? Tax evasion? You can safely assume it s probably murder-related.

LET S OVER-EXPLAIN THE JOKE:

Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a murder . There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn t be considered a murder . They re trying (or attempting) to become a bigger group. Hence, Attempted Murder . Get it?