A little Boston-area tip for you: If someone asks Hey Hawahyah? they don t actually want an answer. In fact, the only acceptable answer to that not-really-a-question is Good n You? . Short, simple and to-the-point, and by far the easiest way to get out of that social interaction and back to your beer or ballgame. Now you don t even hafta open your mouth, grab this tee and you ve answered them before they even ask.